GlitterRock_O_Lantern
o/~ Don't go around tonight . .. Well, it's bound to take your life ... There's a bad film on the rise... o/~
Your_Terrifying_Aunt_Soozcat
"What is it, Lonny?" "I feel kinda bad. Do you think Sooz misses her giant rubber ducky?"
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
And the giant screamed behind him... "Come back wi' my tongue!"
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
"Are ye prepared to accept Christ as ye Savior, boy?" / "Uh no." / "Alright then. Are ye prepared to buy a coupl'a tickets to th' pancake breakfast then?"
IMisstressOfTheDark
"All I got was a chair... sassafrassin' Soozcat!"
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
First they grabbed the giant's tongue. Then they came back for his HEAD!
IMisstressOfTheDark
"This Grandpa you sold me is dead!" "He's not dead, he's just sleeping!" "His feet are nailed to the end of the bed?!" "Um, he rolls around alot!"
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
"You got a chair? I got an old man." / "SOOZ GAVE YOU AN OLD MAN??" / "He was sleeping. She said as long as I didn't ask any questions it'd be okay."
YibbleGhoul
I can accept that My Grandpa I s A Vampire. What scares me is that My Grandpa Is Wearing My Grandma's Duster.
Your_Terrifying_Aunt_Soozcat
Great, now fading Hollywood "stars" are showing up at my door. Honey, break out the potatoes!
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
o/~ Oh, I love to do a little two-step... Do a little dance and lead the people on... o/~
YibbleGhoul
"My Grandpa Is An Episcopalian."
Your_Terrifying_Aunt_Soozcat
"What's wrong, Grandpa?" "I think he ate that 'My Love' candy Sooz gave out." "Call the paramedics!"
GlitterRock_O_Lantern
"Where's Sooz's house?" / "I think the last kid got it."
Your_Terrifying_Aunt_Soozcat
"No one understands me like you do, Willow..."