GlitterRock
".... and NO! I don't know why he demanded we nail a bagel on the wall! Apparently it's some weird-ass Latverian custom."
JohnSteed
"Fool! Doom doesn't need seasoning for my chicken! Doom shall prevail with natural hickory flavor!"
Nyssa23
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner II: Der Golem's Story
Beedo
After leaving Cobra, Destro settled down with his high-school sweetheart, Mindy Paulsen, and now runs his own e-business from home.
GlitterRock
oO0 I wonder how Doom would look with a kicky summer hat? 0Oo **sound of opening mask**
Beedo
"My dear Commander, what do you think of my new outfit?" "It makesss you look like a college-boy ssssisssssy. Dessstro."
Beedo
Putting Der Golem's chem in place
screaming_fist
"Nobody touches Doom and lives!"
GlitterRock
"Victor, like when you rule and stuff, could you demand that N'Sync marry me?" / "Missy, you have served Doom well. It shall be done." / "Kewl!"
GlitterRock
"Golem! You've been screwing my wife! I found muddy handprints all over her!" / "Maaaaaybeee iiiit waaaaaas theeeee gardenerrrrr?" / "Well, you could be ri-- HEY!"
JohnSteed
"I have to go, Becky. Der Golem's here and we're going to have hot monkey sex."
GlitterRock
"Ever been given a Golem titty-twister, Dad? Trust me ... don't."
Beedo
So, a golem's nailin' your wife and daughter, huh?
GlitterRock
"... and what did Dr Doom learn today, children? That ruling the world is easier using a calculator from Texas Instruments©. Have a good day, an' keep eatin' the pudding."
Beedo
Quick! Scratch out one of the letters on his forehead, and he'll stop!