GlitterRock
"Hi there! You must be the exchange student we have for the summer! I'm Ted, and this is Joan and Bobby. And you are...?" / "BAH! I am Victor Von Doom! Now show me to my quarters and where's the fridge?"
GlitterRock
"So Victor, welcome to our home for the summ-- " / "Silence cretin! Doom requires only two things from you: your complete obedience, and directions to the restroom. I need to drain the 'lil Doom."
GlitterRock
"Your room is upstairs, the second door on th-- " / "SILENCE! This house is Doom's! Your lives are Doom's! And... **sniff sniff** ... these Toll-House cookies are Doom's!"
Beedo
GOLEM MUST WORK. GOLEM MUST HAVE MASTER.
KindaEvil
"Y'see guys, this is why I like robots. They're strong, they do whatever you tell them, and they're always hard!"
Nyssa23
"Dude, I can't believe Mom and Dad rented my room to that Doom guy! And why does he always call himself Doom? That's, like, freaky."
Nyssa23
How about a little sugar for Der Golem?
Coakley
"But, how is that chair blowing up and scarring you Reed's fault? He told you there'd be a risk and..." "QUIET! NONE MOCK DOOM!" "I wasn't mocking you, I was pointing out..." "SILENCE!"
Coakley
"Da-ad, Andrew won't want to make out with me in the back with Der Golem driving our limo to the prom!" "Your point being?"
GlitterRock
"Pardon me, Der Golem... but do you have any tasty
Jell-OŠ Pudding? Mwah-haw-haw-haw-haw..."
Coakley
"Dr. Doom, trying to operate your time platform is making it hard to work the dishwasher. Is that being a good tennent." "DOOM WILL RULE!
Beedo
CURSES! This infernal dishwasher has chipped Doom's Cosmic Cube!
GlitterRock
"Victor.... I thnk we need to talk about this. You've been very rude to Amy lately." / "Amy will bow before Doom!" / "You took her Matchbox 20 CD." / "... ... Doom desires to hear 'Real World.'"
Coakley
"Okay, so Der Golem satisfies our needs, while Dr. Doom uses up all the power in his experiments to prove himself Richards' superior?" "That's about it." "All right."
Coakley
"When Victor comes home, he and I are going to have a little chat about leaving spare suits of armor around where people can mistake them for sex toys."