Zee
And Gilligan and Skipper come through with Mary-Ann's watermelon dowry! The wedding can commence!

AgentMoldy
How nice of the guys to wear the exact, same thing they've been wearing for several years to her wedding.

The BitShifter
"And this is our Rocky and Bullwinkle impression!"

Zee
Art LaFleur and Vincent Schiavelli are Miami Mario Brothers, this fall on CBS!

gleeb
"Gilligan's drowning. Shouldn't we throw him something?"
"Are you kidding?"

Zee
How did people this rock stupid make it into late adulthood with out violently ending their own lives accidentally?

YingYang
"Oh, native boy! Do me a solid and give my wife a little asspleasure, would you? Thanks, you're a pip..."

Zee
Ginger: Oh no, we're stranded again!
Mary-Ann: ...Who the hell are you?

daupstart
"Well, WE made it to Spider Island. What about the rest of them?"
" [wipe]....... fuk'em...."

ElectraAlan
Ginger, or Mary Ann?
Why choose? We got nothin' but time!

GlitterRock
"Why aren't there 5 dozen kids running around this island? Because the Professor figured out how to give abortions -- with COCONUTS! Owwwww!"

RodRocket
"Drink Miller Lite! PLEASE!!!"

YingYang
If Lewis had been marooned, we wouldn't have David, Rosanna, or Patricia...Imagine it, won't you? A Utopian society...

Diana Luna
All that for a crummy reunion show?

WEIRD1
I love this episode of Gilligan's Island... this is the one where the gang almost gets rescued.

Dairai
He can map the fuckin' trade winds, but can't patch a hole in a boat?

Occupant
Lost: The Original Series

GodoHell
So the professor could make a Sybian for the girls out of coconuts, but couldn't fix a 2-foot hole in a boat?