GlitterRock
"We'll melt in your mouth, Professor -- not in your hand!"

YingYang
Ladies, I intend to have those jersies upside down spelling WWWW very shortly...

meqal
Oh great. He's wandering into a Gwen Stefani video.

The BitShifter
"Oh Hinkley, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Hinkley! Hey Hinkley!"

GlitterRock
"Yes yes, your pelvic gyrations are very interesting. Say, did I tell you about the time that a fruit bat bit Gilligan and he thought he was a vampire?"

YingYang
Wow. These ads are totally working. I am so interested in a carrer in science now.

daupstart
"I'm so old, that when I was young, there were black & white rainbows."

Zee
"When I was a little girl I offered Jeffrey Jones a Gummi Bear that had been in my pocket aaaall day!"

GlitterRock
"Skipper! Great to see you! What brings you by?"
"Here Professor: fill it with an assortment of mozzarella sticks, potato skins and other appetizers."

YingYang
"Gilligan was practically a slave; it was fantastic, just like the olden days..."

GlitterRock
"Lovey! You put your dress on backwards again, darling!"
"I know, Thurston -- but if I wore it the other way, my breasts would've been sitting in my scalloped potatoes!"

TheDiva
It's an all-booze supper!

YingYang
"You like pudding?"

YingYang
"Turns out my divorce from the Tiki Chief wasn't finalized..."

tinaw
"Listen Cindy, someday you'll have your own reunion show. Stay outta mine!"

The BitShifter
After 20 years on the island, Gilligan finally gets a good tit-whuppin'!

meqal
Come off it Mary Ann. Like anyone is going to believe that you spent all those years on that island and you're still able to wear white to a wedding.

GlitterRock
o/` Ba-da-ba-da-DA! The horse! o/`