TheDiva
SLOW NEWS DAY GRIPS CITY

Indomitus
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San Diego Says Castaways Can Go To Hell

meqal
Grumby, Gilligan Enter Into Civil Union In San Fran

GlitterRock
"See you all next week on 'Family Feud's Celebrity edition!"

YingYang
"It's been awful working along side you this long, assface!"
"Fucker!"
"Douchebag!"

GlitterRock
o/` Two hearts.... two hearts that beat, as one... o/`

Zee
When you've been together as long as these two, you've got to try new ways to spice up the sex.

TheDiva
Well, part of me just died, thanks.

YingYang
"Yo, yo, yo, check out our mad skills, yo!"
Did...Did I just get served....?

meqal
Well, I see Ginger resumed her career in porn.

YingYang
Mary Jane Watson: WHORE

RodRocket
"Holey Moley! You charge THAT much for a lobster?"
"They're flown in live from Maine, li'l buddy!"

RodRocket
"Bah! I can't get ANYTHING done here! If only I had some coconut shells and bamboo...."

tinaw
.oO I shoulda never built that damn Interocitor. . . Oo.

YingYang
"Wow, scientific advances over the past years...They make three different sizes of test tubes now?! INCREDIBLE!"