YingYang
"We're out of relish? Are you fucking kidding me?!"

meqal
And millions of men await to find the answer to the question, does Mary Ann spit or swallow.

GlitterRock
I don't care -- I'm just praying she doesn't put it in one of her famous cream pies!

TheDiva
"And every night, the monkey butlers will entertain us with jungle tales!"
"How many monkey butlers will there be?"
"One at first, but he will train others."
"Oooooooohhhh...."

GlitterRock
Ginger: .oO The Professor can artifically-inseminate Mary Ann so we can have a child? SCORE! Oo.
Mary Ann: .oO The Professor's artificial-insemination equipment is going to be made out of ... coconuts ? OUCH! Oo.

YingYang
"If I throw it really, really high, then maybe a plane will see it and rescue us..."
"Alright, I have to ask...It's an honorary degree you have, isn't it?"

daupstart
Remember that episode when the Professor shrunk Gilligan to 1 inch tall and he got trapped in Ginger's pubic hair?.....

YibbleGuy
"Hi, TV audience. We got rid of that ice princess Ginger, and now we're castaway with Amber Waves from 'Boogie Nights'!"

YingYang
Add a chick in armor riding a unicorn and you've got any 1980's high school student's binder cover...

Zee
The Beach Guillotine gets it's first try-out.

meqal
I've watching you all these years on the island. Walking around in your khakis, sleeping with your teddy, taking long showers in the waterfall, mmm I liked it.

PrezGAR
I'd say Gilligan was about to jump it, but he did it the first time a visitor left the island and forgot about them.

Zee
Remember: Three Hour Tour, folks.

GlitterRock
"Millions of people are around the world are waiting for your answer: why didn't you ever build a fucking raft?"

YingYang
Quotations around Castaways...Are they suggesting they faked being stuck there....?