meqal
oO(I wish some young stud would wash up in the lagoon. Gilligan's ass is starting to wear out.)Oo

TheDiva
This is why I only buy Gilligan-safe tuna.

YingYang
"Dr. Scott!"

Zee
"I swear to Christ, I wanted to wring that fuckwad Chuck McCann's fleshy neck every god-damned day."

GlitterRock
Sadly, Gilligan's poor hearing led him to think that getting his hand on Ginger's CONCH was the end-all-be-all sexual experience.

tinaw
Ok, are we still capping Gilligan, or did we run into one of those advertising short sets from Inventing Situations?

gleeb
…there were a blessed, happy people who had never heard of Gilligan's Island.

GlitterRock
"Ah! Skipper, Gilligan! You're just in time to see me unveil my latest invention: using bamboo, twine, salt water, coconuts and the speaker from the radio, I've created GAYDAR!"
*turns it on, needle points to Skipper and Gilligan, and starts going wild!*

ArchHallJr
Those silver coconuts sure come in handy.

Zee
"Gilligan, I promise, you can be the first to try this Etch-a-Sketch I'm building out of coconuts and dried palm leaves. Now go away."

TheDiva
Fix the hole in the boat? Are you NUTS?

YingYang
I have to admit, I'm amazed at how they keep their clothes so clean...

YingYang
"We've been invited to join the Native Country Club!"
"Can I join too?"
"Sorry, Gilligan...They don't take Jews..."

GlitterRock
When the HELL did I miss the episode where Lisa De Leeuw washed up on the island???

YingYang
All those years marooned and she just NOW gets horny?