GILLIGAN CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
Damn.
And that was the last cucumber they had, too.


GlitterRock
Remember: tentacle-rape happens to 1 out of every 10 Filmation characters every 60 seconds. Don't let your favorite become just another statistic.


GlitterRock
I didn't know they did a Saturday-morning version of "The L Word!"


Zee
Hanna-Barbara's "Bound: The Animated Series"


Indomitus
"Arr! Arr! I'm a one-eyed trouser lizard! Arrr!"


AlexGariepy
So the dinosaur buried the Spooner Street clam trophy?


Zee
Ralph Bakshi's "Godzooki Chronicles"


GlitterRock
Those are some big D&D dice!


Zee
Shouldn't those be encrusted on his V-shaped mummy communicator thing?


TheDiva
The big globe thing at Epcot had babies!


YibbleGuy
In accordance with the customs of their new planet, the castaways celebrate "Volleyball and Fellatio Day."


daupstart
[whup whup whup whup whup whup]
"[FREEZE, THURSTON HOWELL!! THIS IS THE IRS!!... AND THIS AIN'T NO RESCUE MISSION!!]"


GlitterRock
Oh come on, Ginger. You know you want to sing 'Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.' Do it, and make the blatant circle of Marilyn Monroe-impersonation complete.


RodRocket
"I've got the Skipper pinned, Mary Ann! Hit him in the head with that rock! He'll provide food for WEEKS!"


AntiHero
Ah yes, take him down Mario 64 Bowser style. Well played.





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