Zee
My cousin Gilligan snapped his neck trying to suck his own dick.

GlitterRock
Gilligan's having flashbacks of that scene with the Skipper in the tub from earlier!

meqal
The part of Gilligan will now be played by an unknown Asian actor.

TheDiva
Why is there a miniature geyser on the table behind him?

AntiHero
"Newbie", the Green Dragon, mascot of Rahway correctional facility, instructs prisioners never to pick up the soap.

Dita DuPave
Ohhh shit, he ran into Lyndie England.

Dita DuPave
Whitish substance....character filmed below the waist....Dita going to gouge out her eyes...

meqal
Damn, Popeye got fat.

Zee
AND he grew some bitchin' muttonchops. Maybe that's Meatloaf as The Skipper.

daupstart
Mutated sperm demons get no love

Zee
Jayne Mansfield, a white Cosby Kid, and Scout Finch in "Oh, The Places You'll Go!"

TheDiva
Why is Ginger dressed like a female Star Trek officer?

AlexGariepy
Gilligan does the long jump!

Zee
Bob Denver in "Goin' Shroomin'"

AntiHero
He's gonna start stomping on goombas any minute!