GILLIGAN CAPTIONS
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PrezGAR
OK, the Professor can make a rocket ship, but he couldn't fix a hole in the boat?


Indomitus
"It's a nice ship, Professor. I won't ask how you made the wood hull able to handle the pressure difference of deep space, but I would like to say... Would chairs have really been too much of a challenge for you?!?"


meqal
Say Professor, is it really wise to let the dumb ass who marooned us on an island to pilot the ship?


TheDiva
Hey! Mrs. Howell is hogging the hand straps!


ChaosWolf1982
The VOICES of Bob Denver? So Gilligan is a schizophrenic?


TheDiva
Can you really have anything that "stars" Alan Hale, in any form?


Zee
What's weird, though, is Hale does the voice of Mary Ann.


JMShearer
And from what I've seen so far, he might actually *be* the god of whine.


Zee
They threw a hat party and Natalie Schafer's was the grandest of all!


Zee
as Joel Robinson


Zee
Damn, I was hoping it was Tori Welles...


MrAtomik
Voice Shmoice, Let me know when its starring the Breasts of Dawn Wells, then I'll watch!


GlitterRock
... as Jayne Mansfield


gleeb
…as Ginger. Wait, ginger is reddish. What's whitish and a spice…ah!
Starring the Voice of Dawn Wells as Garlic!


Indomitus
And the Olsen Twins as the voices of Dawn Wells' breasts.





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