RodRocket
"Well, I've got a 28k modem! Top THAT!!!"

Shadarus
I don't know what to say about this other than:

The Thankful Dita
He has the makings of a cameltoe.

CajunFriedTofurkey
D-D-Duncan Regehr batch? Oh, the Visitors aren't gonna like this.

RodRocket
"Either you tell us what we want to know, or I'll have Richard Lewis here kvetch at you for an hour or so...."

GlitTurkeyRock
Sen. Fred Thompson IS Dick Van Patten!

jondapicam
How many girlfriends get professional acting head shots to give to their boyfriends?

JustinThyme
Dude it's that super staph infection!! When do you launder that supersuit anyway, once a month?!?!?!

Zee
"I have sat in this man's front room and watched him make a lot of love."

gleeb
Radar secret service!

TheDiva
The Six Dollar Man

gleeb
Poorly Researched Dune: "I will kill you!"

CajunFriedTofurkey
Thus began Carhenge.

gleeb
"Yep, now if the girls' volleyball team want to play after being caught smoking, they have to go through me!"

Zee
"Now I make almost HALF of twice of what the janitor makes!"

AlexGariepy
You can't mind-meld with a car! I call foul!

JMShearer
No, he can't mind-meld with the car, but it looks like he can hump the tail light!

Zee
Ewwww, JMS! Now we know were blinker fluid comes from!