LauraPowers85
"...and allegedly, that's how you stimulate the G-Spot."

YibbleGuy
AND, BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH THE VICIOUS COPYRIGHT LAWS OF THE 'UNTED' STATES.

Dante83
This week on 'Desperate Housewives' : Some old bitch has sex.

kilroy105
"I love you, Jan-Michael Vincent."
"Bullshit, you just love Airwolf."
"Jeez... accept a compliment why don't you!!!"

Dante83
"So then we add 'Carrie' and then divide by 'House,' 'House 2: The Second Story,' 'Snake Island,' and Made-For-TV Perry Mason movies and we have ... anyone? ... My Career."
"YOU SUCK!"
"Dad, go home!"

GlitTerrorRock
Welcome Back, Pippin

Zee
Fucking Sarah Douglas: Not for amateurs.

TheMaskedDiva
"Hi, we're the multi-ethnic group of n'er-do-wells who just need the proper inspiration to turn ourselves around..."

Zee
Traci Lords from the eighties and Michael Pitt from the nineties in TIME TRAVEL DETENTION.

Dante83
"Thank God, the instructions for that damn suit. Now, to lay this weak and pathetic premise to rest."

kilroy105
"Now just stay with me a bit longer. It takes time to fully explain the whole 'Luke and Laura' saga. Now after the coma..."

Zee
The Young Scary German Guy Chronicles

TheMaskedDiva
"This will work unless they look in my direction."

SweetHeart666
"Dammit! We're late for the Jordache commercial shoot!"

GlitTerrorRock
"Take this car to COO-BA, Rick Marshall!"

LauraPowers85
Yes, try hiding your Hitler mustache. We all know it's there, Nazi.

kilroy105
"Ah, William Katt! I thought I recognized that foul stench when you apprached the car!"
"Charming to the last. Hope you enjoy the ride, Princess. Di did."

YibbleGuy
"But, you promised! If I wore the same blouse as you, you said you'd let me touch them!"