Mattteus
Trying to make beer with his mind.

TheDiva
The Greatest American Amputee

TheDiva
Right, like he's the creepiest person you'll meet on public transportation.

echostation
Evidently The Greatest American Hero ate the Great Wall Beef with Broccoli for dinner...

jackrouters
"I tell ya, even my gun gets no respect. My boss tells me to go to the range and fire it for practice, I give it a little pink slip!"

ithurtswhenidothat
Budget didn't allow for drywall? Superman had drywall. Spider-Man had drywall..

LauraPowers85
He can't retaliate. Makes me feel kinda guilty, capping the helpless.

daupstart
"Welcome to Italian Bad-Asses 101. I'm your fukin intstructor, Professor fukin Gambionelli. You! Chick in the fukin blue sweatah. What the fuk are you doin, sittin all staight up lookin like some fukin private school goodie fukin two shoes. Let's see some fukin slouchin in the goddamn chairs, let's hear some loud obnoxious gum poppin. Show off your boobs.... There ya go. Much fukin better."
"Yo! Vinny Rossetti here. I gotta fukin question."
"What the fuk is it?"
"Why is this class such a big waste o'fukin time? And when the fuk do we get outta this piece o'shit class anyway?"
"Good fukin question, Vinnie! Ya see?! THAT'S the kinda dedication in my fukin class I like to see. Always question authority, and always ask WTF. Now me and my fukin .45 are gonna answer that question for ya, Vinnie..."

Sidesk
"Do I have to take questions from apparitions?"

eber3
I peed in one of the coffees. Could have been his, could have been yours, hell might have been mine. Cheers!

Indomitus
Nice sunglasses. Prescription?

Indomitus
"You made me mad, Steve. Just for that, I'm going to move your credit down a whole inch on the screen. That'll teach you to mess with me!"

TheDiva
All proud representatives of that sinkhole known as 70s Fashion.

Sidesk
J-P Dorleac also worked on Quantum Leap. Yes, I should get out more.

TheDiva
So...so you mean...there never WAS an alien jumpsuit?