THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO CAPTIONS
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jackrouters
"Help out the powerless?"




echostation
Look out, he's got Katt Scratch Fever!




GlitterRock
Pfft, I wouldn't have needed a stuntman for this shot.




echostation
Finally, the Slut Fairy has arrived!




Zee
"Whoops, I'm looking for the Poorman's Bikini Beach gallery. My bad."




Zee
I have no comment, except that he should be ashamed of himself.




Shadarus
*grumble grumble* Quit tellin' me what to do!




echostation
"Drive faster, old man! We have to be miles away before Rowling discovers her final draft is missing....holy crap, Snape reveals he's a transvestite...and he keeps a life-size blow-up doll of Dumbledore under his bed!"




Zee
"Two minutes, Mr. Diggler."
"I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star."




jackrouters
"Woof, just took The Greatest American Crap there..."




Rodrocket
"Is THIS what you want???" *RIP*




Mattteus
It's a renegade from an Inventing Situations gallery.




RodRocket
He's Orson Bean-ing.




TheDiva
I'm thinking more Roger Moore-ing.




Indomitus
He's Bean-ing, he's Moore-ing, the old man is snoring.




RodRocket
"Maybe I could swear an oath! Y'know, like Green Lantern!"



jackrouters
Absolutely no offense, but I picture this as Coakley's exact expression just before he passes out.



Gray Zombie
Oh great, just what we need. KATT BATCH! In Color.





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