Zee
Yeah, real impressive, my grandma can do that.

GlitTerrorRock
That must be Lindsey Lohan's Herbie-bug.

A car gets considerably lighter if you remove the engine and replace it with copious amounts of cocaine, you know?

Zee
"The transformation is beginning! Kill me now before I kill you!"

TheMaskedDiva
"And this hand...used to be steady as a rock! And I had a pretty mind...I HAD A PRETTY MIIIIIND!"

Zee
The Lifetime Network Original movie I Was a Whore for the PTA

GlitTerrorRock
Hold on -- that's the General from the "Wonder Woman" episodes! Shenanigans! I call shenanigans!

RodRocket
"Okay, I'll give it a shot.... SHAZAM!
... ... ... ... ...
Nothin'...."

TheDiva
...Why did people EVER think this hairstyle was attractive on men?

AgentMoldy
One look in the mirror, and suddenly, Ramen Noodles were born.

Zee
"Ow, my scruff!"

TheDiva
Christ, he flies like Pumaman!

SweetHeart666
Diva, Pumaman flies like a moron. This guy flies like a retard. There's a difference.

TheDiva
o/...You might think I'm crazy, all I want is you...o/
My mistake, that's the Cars' hit. Never mind.

Gray Zombie
Hey, the Cadillac makes you an offer, you accept the offer, capice?

PrezGAR
How's her pie?

gleeb
She's the only woman I know who uses a bookmark when reading a greeting card.

Shadarus
I'm glad he's not wearing The Suit in this shot or the red-orange sensors on my retinas would spontaneously combust.

Melwick
He must have spilled his Big Culp...