Zee
Michael Chiklis and the Chilkisits

AgentGhouldy
The Mr. Clean Brigade -- cleaning counters and taking names!

Zee
"Um... my foot is stuck."
"...In the cardboard-"
"YES, in the cardboard wall."

Mattteus
Puppy-cam.

jackrouters
"Sir, Canada didn't fit on our map, so we nuked it until it fell off."

Mattteus
Trying to get as far away from that suit as possible.

GlitTerrorRock
The Bridges Of Smallville County

YibbleGuy
. o O "Okay, the fare was really low ... but now that I'm here, I'm really nervous about flying on Styrofoam Airlines."

ChaosWolf1982
Um, who's driving?

YibbleGuy
"More hot tea and nipples, dear?"

Zee
Do those long johns have a little flap on the butt?

Dita DuPave
Don't know, but he's gonna get suspended from school for wearing that miniskirt.

Mattteus
I sense a rival plaid

PrezGARgoyle
o0O {Why did I hire her as my lawyer? My mom works for Perry Mason.}O0o
[looks at her]
o0O {Oh yeah. He's an old fat guy. She's a young attractive woman.} O0o

Zee
"Get out there and FIND MY LIPS!"

Mattteus
It's a short film called Freddy Taking A Dump.

Indomitus
"You can laugh at me all you want, but at least someday I get to do a sex scene with Shannon Tweed. So there."

tinaw
"No romance without finance, kiddo."