Zee
Wow, I didn't know Ford Mavericks could acheive wind tunnel speeds.

gleeb
So, kindly, meddling space aliens want to give us the power of interpretive dance?

tinaw
"I can see your future. . . a guy in red is going to take your lunch money . . ."

Diana Luna
"Outta my way bee-yotch!"

Zee
"Hey, Carl, this is ironic- someone raped Anthony Geary!"

TheMaskedDiva
No, my identity must remain a secret!

Cyberbeast
oO(That lady behind me has the same exact perm, I am so embarrassed.)Oo

Shadarus
Um, he's got a decidedly... feminine figure... in this shot. WTH? Is he wearing a girdle under The Suit???

Zee
"I'm a karate man. Karate man bruise on the inside."

Mattteus
Ewwww superheroes should NEVER be coy.

RodRocket
.o0O(Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise... aw, skip it!)

gleeb
Fighting evil waits for nothing. Except a hangnail.

GlitTerrorRock
Uh oh. Who mentioned "House 2?"

Mattteus
The Greatest American Twizzler

TheMaskedDiva
Wherever pavement is weather damaged, he'll be there!

Zee
"Holy shit, I am wearing pansy red booties. Why the fuck didn't you tell me?"

GlitTerrorRock
*admires his handywork.... drops spraypaint and flies off*

Mattteus
Ungh! Uuuungh! Oh screw it, let them take over the world.