TheMaskedDiva
"This is boring. If only there were a way I could write sarcastic commentary under the television..."

gleeb
"Man, Superman hasn't turned into the Tin Man or nothin'! This bites!"

Zee
He later claimed the satanic teddy bear told him to eat the turd.

tinaw
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff* .oO Aaaah, a fine Cuban... Oo.

Zee
"The suit the aliens gave me is working! I can feel it - here!"

ChaosWolf1982
Hero-batch!

Cyberbeast
"I wonder why the aliens thought I needed a girdle."

Zee
You know, even that would be a more dignified costume.

daupstart
"I'm William Katt... meoroww..."

Diana Luna
Colin Baker went on the Subway Diet!

gleeb
"Still want me to buzz off, Mr Mitchell?"

Gray Zombie
*sob* Then I told him that he was lying through his teeth and he told me to buzz off.

YibbleGuy
Adam Rich and William Katt share a hug. And a drug habit.

Shadarus
It clocked a security guard during a bank job, so now it's doin' time. *ouch! Hey, no throwing!*

Zee
"That was you at the glory hole?"

daupstart
"RETAWDO TO DA WESCUUUUE!"

Indomitus
"Stuart, what did mommy say about rolling on the floor in an American Gladiators uniform?"
"I don't wanna say."
"What does mommy say?"
"I don't wanna say."
"Say it."
"...People who roll around on the floor in American Gladiator uniforms have breath that smells like poop."
"That's right. Now come on, Stuart, let's..."
"DOOOOOOOOOOONN'T."
"Come on, Stuart, mommy wants to go home."
"DOOOOOOOOOOONN'T."
"STUART!"

Mattteus
Frampton... powers...fading...must... get to... golden... throat