TheMaskedDiva
SCISSORS MAN is here! (da-da-daaaaa!)

gleeb
ACTION LIBRARIAN's colleague Bookmark Boy can remember where you were when you last were reading any book!

Indomitus
Thank goodness you're here, Dreidel Man!

TheMaskedDiva
What can I, a single puss, do?

GlitTerrorRock
After being a revolutionary, king, gigolo, and artist, Pippin finally settles on being a Sears catalog model.

Indomitus
Take a moment and imagine... envision... This face was nearly the face of Luke Skywalker.
Think about it, won't you? Thank you.

Zee
"Danny Zuko! Sandy! Don't fly to heaven without us! Come back!"

daupstart
... And special Appearance by:
Richard Simmons splattered on windshield

Cyberbeast
Some hero, he just got his ass kicked by the credits.

YibbleGuy
o/` Old Hick'ry said
We could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire the gaffers
'Til we looked 'em in the eyes ...o/`

Mattteus
"Your wife is cheating on you."
"How... how did you know that?"
"Ketchup Network."

Mattteus
The last thing a spider on the wall sees.

RodRocket
"I have been, and shall always be... your friend!"
"SPOCK!"

TheMaskedDiva
Oh come on, even if he kept them, does ANY guy actually read the owner's manual of anything?

daupstart
"Way to go, dumbass! You've wandered us right into a Friday the 13th slaughter set!"

TheMaskedDiva
"Ms. Mode, this new suit isn't doing anything for me..."
Shut up! What do you know, with your poofy hair and no muscles

Gray Zombie
Now, you sleep tight. And don't worry, The Fucking Old Martian Monkey will watch over you. Isn't that right, FOMM?
"EEE EEE" (Bangs cymbals)
So, good night, sleep tight, don't let Ernest Borgnine bite.

TheMaskedDiva
"Eye candy in smart girl disguise, how may I help you?"