THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO CAPTIONS
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Indomitus
He'd better hope it doesn't go off while he's holding it like that. The recoil would be... well, it wouldn't be pleasant, that's for sure.




Zee
Remember: Aim for the zombie's head.




Gray Zombie
Now that's really good advice, everyone should listen toHEY, THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?




TheMaskedDiva
www.nakedmuppets.com/kermit




AgentGhouldy
"Black power!"




TheMaskedDiva
"Today we salute you, Mister Alien Super-Suit User..."




PrezGARgoyle
What about a Real American Hero? GI Joe is there, you know.




daupstart
"... And these are all of those missing teenage girls that I've performed crude body-wide reconstructive surgery on to look exactly like Carrie Fisher when she was Jabba the Hutt's slave girl as Princess Leia. I really got close with the 5th girl from the left that has no skin left."
"....... [blurrrrrp].........."




Zee
"My mom made Giant Spider Invasion! Want a chair?"




GlitTerrorRock
Charlemagne: "Beeeeeeee seeeeeeeeeated!"
chorus: o/` Yeahhhhhh! o/`




PrezGARgoyle
"Hello, room service? I'd like three white mice, two hamsters and a gerbil."




Cyberbeast
"No, this isn't Richard Gere, why do you ask?"




Mattteus
So if he has to use the toilet does he have to take the whole suit off?




Shadarus
Is it just me, or did this hallway show up in EVERY television series that came out around this time? I SWEAR I saw David Hasselhoff sneaking down this once or twice!




meqal
Ladies and Gentlemen, for tonight and one night only, Annie's Hair!!!!!!




tinaw
Sorry, that move doesn't work without the copper bracelets.



Indomitus
*rips out two handfuls of his hair*
"OW! That's didn't help. Why the hell did I do that?"



Zee
They have a kinda Godspell/Benetton Ad/Bloodhound Gang/Early 3-2-1- Contact look to them.





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