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RodRocket
"If you want the panties off, Rod, it'll cost EXTRA...."




Cyberbeast
Well, she passes the mouse pointer test, so she's got that going for her.




Mattteus
Still has less teeth than any given Leatherface Vs. Jason character.




TheSpaceToast
No caption, just a shining nomination for Best. Screengrab. Ever.




meqal
Why do I keep expecting Squirrel Nut Zippers" In The Afterlife" to be playing through out this film?




Indomitus
Now there's an avatar waiting to happen.




Zee
...
A note to Mr. Gariepy: This gallery does not need more Elf-men.




GlitterRock
Honestly. Is anyone surprised that Danny Elfman is Satan?




Mattteus
*Bender* Aw crap singing, mind if I smoke?




ArchHallJr
"Who wants baby carrots?"




GlitterRock
Next on ESPN: the Sixth-Dimension Peccadilloes take on the Zriff Timberwolves in the road to the final four!




gleeb
"Please. Please tell me you can see the giant frog, too."




Zee
Your director, ladies and gentilmen.




echostation
"Poop comes from here!"




GlitterRock
No, echo -- I think THIS MOVIE comes from here!




Mattteus
Concentrated her love for Iverson into a death ray!



TheSpaceToast
Miscast Theatre presents Hervé Villechaize and Jon Heder in The Thing That Wouldn't Die:
"But I don' need tool, boss. I have these hands. My hands are small. Look, boss, my hands are small!!!"
"Tchaa... whatEVER."

(I post that, hit "Next Topic," and immediately read that it WAS Hervé Villechaize. Now I just feel bad. Because a Jon Heder joke doesn't survive on its own.)



GlitterRock
I applaud the actor who managed to get their face censored from this production!





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