GlitterRock
"I call it 'Aunt Peg and Bettie Page.' What do you think?"

Zee
I just O.D.'ed on Zaniness.

Gray Zombie
Hey, did you hear about Unknown? He's a regular on the Gong Show.

GlitterRock
My God, my mind is officially blown. Considering the appearance of so many in this movie, what kind of freaks must THESE TWO be to have their faces covered??

Zee
Other than Mario, Captain Lou Albano considered this his most personal role.

Gray Zombie
All I'm saying is It's a free country, and if a man wants to change his name to Muhammad Ali, God Damn It, you should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammad Ali.

GlitterRock
"We'd like a table for two."
"In Jewing, or non-Jewing?"

AlexGariepy
Against the Battletoads, only to be beaten again by difficult and crappy gameplay.

GlitterRock
Ohh Battletoads! Bless you, Potato Salad -- you put a smile on my face, and made me forget the horridness of this gallery for a moment.

... Oh. It's come back.

GlitterRock
-- in ELECTRA WOMAN & DYNA GIRL-font!

Zee
"Somebody get me a magazine or something, I'm shitting out dice!"
"I guess you could say you're... *snicker*... Shooting craps!"
"Shut up, skeleton!"

GlitterRock
We now return to "Natalie Imbruglia Gets Institutionalized," already in progress.

Dita DuPave
We now return to "Sally Field Gets Institutionalized," already in progress.

ArchHallJr
We now return to "Karen Allen (when she was hot) Gets Institutionalized," already in progress.

TheDiva
We now return to "Liza Minelli Gets Institutionalized--FINALLY!", already in progress.

Mattteus
A lot of magic markers went into the making of this film.

Indomitus
He's casting a shadow on the sky behind him. You know, I'm starting to think this wasn't shot on location at all.

Zee
The Buttfucker Mafia