JMShearer
Some questions are just best left unasked.

Zee
See? This movie educates as well as it horrifies.

GlitterRock
"Welcome to Forbidden Zone, bitch!" ::crash!::

GlitterRock
Meanwhile, at Outkast's table.....

Cyberbeast
"I said spit out that gum, motherfucker!"

GlitterRock
Jackie Rogers Jr. says "Eat lead, baby!"

Dita DuPave
"You don't have me straight trippin' boo."

Cyberbeast
Hitler, the Captain from Captain and Tennille, two guys from Sha Na Na, one of the Blues Brothers, and Mary Catherine Gallagher. I haven't taken any drugs, but I'm starting to wish that I had.

Zee
Your screenwriter, Ladies and Gentlemen!

WaffleKing
The cover of the 2006 Harold Lloyd swimsuit calender.

Cyberbeast
...that Frankie Avalon descended on a cloud and sang to her. Her mother promptly committed her to a mental institution.

GlitterRock
... and promptly surrenders.

'Cause she's French, yanno.

tinaw
. . . that she took pictures for porn sites to make ends meet.
(. . . . aaaaaaaaaand you have to be an AI fan from way back to get that)

ArchHallJr
. . . who tells her to just surrender to her need to get a sex change and go to work as a waiter at a French restaurant and be beaten up by Freddy Quimby for mispronouncing the word 'chowder'.

TheDiva
...and demands to have her name legally changed to Freedomy.

Hey, Cyber took the "Grease" reference already, I got nothin' else here!

GlitterRock
"Helen Keller, you'll NEVER get the hand of cunnalingus!"
"Wahh...turr. Wahh... turr."
(sigh) "More tongue!" (pushes head back down)

GlitterRock
Ingmar Bergman and Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boy."

Cyberbeast
o/'...A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks...o/'