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gleeb
He's a pimp, a narcotics peddler, and a slum lord? Someone's read Tony Robbins' Awaken the Giant Within.




meqal
That in Hell, Who's The Boss is on every channel.




Zee
Ah, yes, the Ted Danson school of comedy.




TheSpaceToast
"Muuuuuust tweeeeeeeeeeak...!"




Mattteus
Feets don' fail me now!




GlitterRock
The creature that lives within the "Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics." box finally make an appearance!




GlitterRock
Carl Borack -- sort of a VERY poor man's Carl Kolchak. Though you can be guaranteed seeing terrors in this movie that will keep you up all night.




GlitterRock
By the end, you'll be BEGGING for the sanity of Peter Strauss and Molly Ringwald!




Gray Zombie
Yea, Mr. Mxyzptlk kicked him out of the Fifth Dimension.




Shadarus
...she surrendered to the spirit of the night.




GlitterRock
Steve Carell in a role ... well, I'd hardly call it 'surprising.'




GlitterRock
"$3.... $3.25... $3.39.... dammit, I knew we should've told the waitress to put these on seperate tickets!"




Zee
Lunchtime at the Ancora State Psychiatric Hospital.




Zee
This was her first acting role after she died.




meqal
Oh HELL No Theater presents: Pinocchio




GlitterRock
Uhoh. Harpo Marx is sobering up.
NO ONE on this set should ever be there sober!



tinaw
o/' I'm a wild an untamed thing/I'm a bee with a deadly sting . . .o/'



AlexGariepy
Wow, the movies are getting all pissy with us lately. Another grab!





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