LauraPowers85
'I could feel his eyes on me. He was slowly undressing me in his mind. This truly would be a night to remember.'
elKapitan
Just when you thought it was safe to carry around the cherry tree chopping axe, this summer it's "Jason vs The Young 20th Century George Washington."
Cyberbeast
"That hockey mask-wearing freak couldn't slash his way out of a wet paper...he's behind me, isn't he?"
RodRocket
"This wasn't in the brochure, Capt. Stubing!"
klutzka
"Tell Captain Chesapeake that Moany the Sea Monster wants reparations! Oh yeah, kids, four bells means stay tuned for Lancelot Link!"
GlitterRock
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'pencil.' OWWWWWWWWWW!"
BitShifter
This guy's about to learn what happens when you bitch at a girl that has PMS...
LauraPowers85
*tries to push head down*
Dita DuPave
And for no reason whatsoever, somebody in the back gets a halo.
HelenServo
"No, no, no. I said go *ask* your father."
JurassicPork
"Officer, I told him I don't know how many times not to run backwards in the house while holding an axe behind his back!"
GlitterRock
Tonight, on a shocking-new "The Apprentice"...
LauraPowers85
"You- you aren't Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo! Don't leave me! Don't leave your Sam!"
elKapitan
"Aw sh*t. I'm the black dude who always ends up dying first in these movies."
"Yeah, well I'm the scrawny white nerd with a calculator. Take your pick for which one of us has got it worse."
GlitterRock
"Y'know, Jack, we might make a little more headway if you put DOWN the fucking Pocket-Poker and picked up an oar!"