daupstart
"JAAASSONNN VORRRHEEEEEES!!"
"G-God? Is that you?"
"YES!! YOU'VE KILLED 683 1/2 PEOPLE, BUT NOT ONE OF THEM WAS JOAN RIVERS!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"
"Yes, I am. I.... I'm sorryyy...."
daupstart
"Oh, you want some too, Neptune?! Tryin to stick your o' mighty trident up and kill me? Huh? Well guess what, missed me, bitch! Hey! Hey! Don't *make* me have to come down there and twist this machette off in yo' fish ass! I do it! I will!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Foster Papa Gray asked me to make sure nobody disturbs him while he go bathroom, Foster Mama Cordy.
"Jason, I've told you several times......"
Jason know, it Charisma, not Cordy. Whatever.
BitShifter
~o JASON! Aa-aah! Killer Of The Universe! o~
NurseNoir
It *is* possible to overdo the Botox...
GlitterRock
Gray, I don't mind your boy shakin' his groove thang in the Glitterdome every now and again ....
... but you really gotta talk to him about NOT killing the other dancers on the floor!
elKapitan
Just when you thought it was safe to use a lifeline, this summer it's "Jason vs Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
JurassicPork
It's about fucking time someone did something about disco and, frankly, I'm glad it was Jason.
GlitterRock
(squeeze squeeze)
"Ok, now that I've reached second-base, I can mourn her."
BitShifter
Oui! Zees is zee new French moustache ockey mask. You like?
GlitterRock
"Jason have colored-lenses on mask now, like Batman. That way, no one know Jason's true identity."
NoOneInParticular
I want a double cheeseburger! Say it! Duh-bel cheese bur-gur!
Attendant: Duh-bel cheese bur-gur.
Un-yun rings! Say it!
Attendant: Un-yun rings.
Large, or-ange drink! Drink! Say it! Drink! I want a double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink!!!
Cyberbeast
Just when you thought the containment unit was safe, this summer it's "Jason vs. The Ghostbusters".
RodRocket
"Here's a question for all you cappers out there. How come every time I'm portrayed as a child, I have a different face? Granted, it's deformed, but still. I remember one time I had a baby blue eye, and another an eye of pure green..."
klutzka
From the makers of FRIDAY THE 13TH, it's Sean Cunningham's Rod Steiger Babies!