GlitterRock
Just when you thought it was safe to go on Celebrity Jeopardy, this summer it's...
"Jason Vs. Norm MacDonald as 'Burt Reynolds'!"
gleeb
These hockey officals are getting tough.
Agent_Moldy
*Tweeeeeet*
"Two minutes for boom sticking!"
GlitterRock
"You're-ah gonna marry muh daughter, you slick city-dweller!"
"Jason call Foster-Papa Gray. Might be loophole. Your daughter not that good at the sex."
elKapitan
"Jason hate puck! Jason SMASH all who try to score on him!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Man, I hate Jason's sleepovers. He keeps killing camp counselors.
"Yea, but did you see the tits on that one he just killed?"
Dude, that was a guy.
"What? Oh HELL no"
LongLiveRock
Wouldn't it be scary...if all the air in the world...turned to WOOD!
Dita DuPave
What's scary is that damn mattress.
YibbleGuy
"I think we need a bigger boat."
"Sorry, honey, that line was already taken, by a MUCH better movie."
"Okay ... 'I think we need a smaller rock'."
The_Gray_Zombie
Hey, this water's getting warmer.
"It not Jason."
elKapitan
Once he found God, he became Jason the Baptist.
Porn E goat
A very, very, Erie canal.
Agent_Moldy
"Jason want wrestle in chocolate, be Capper Crush."
alexgariepy
Welcome to Underwater Drowning Camp!
Agent_Moldy
"Dammit, Seth Green, I'll teach YOU to miss another goal!"