FRIDAY THE 13TH CAPTIONS - PAGE FORTY-ONE





GlitterRock
This means you, Sylvester McCoy!


GlitterRock
(practicing in front of the mirror)
"Justin pulls the top, out comes the tit.... 'Oh, I'm so shocked! I honestly didn't expect that to happen!' Hm. No. Need a bit more embarrassment. Geez, the public are such posers....!"


Dita DuPave
Apparently Jareth's been rendered a eunuch.


GlitterRock
Smokey And The Bandit IV: Bandit *IS* The Smokey!


The_Gray_Zombie
Break 1-9 Break 1-9, this is Vaguely Bruce Campbell, anyone got yer ears on, come back?
"That's a big 10-4, you got the Capper Crush Queen. What's your 20, Vaguely Bruce."
I'm travellin' at double nickel through the Friday the 13th gallery. Checkin' on any Smokey's in the area, come back.
"Oh, Brucey, you got a whole mess a'Smokey's to contend with, but if you keep your 10 in the wind, Old Crystal Lake Goalie just might clear the road for ya."
Oh, Preciate that Capper Crush Queen. I'll keep the hammer down and eyes opened for any countie mounties. Have old Goalie keep them boys busy, and we gone.


Coakley
Veronica Cartwright? Martha Plimpton?


The_Gray_Zombie
This summer, terror in 1970's sitcom has a whole new meaning in "Jason vs Cindy Brady"


Dita DuPave
"He's heeeeerrrreee!"


GlitterRock
Although neither of them would admit it, they knew the relationship was over.


alexgariepy
His blood's showing... OMG, Indonesia did it!


The_Gray_Zombie
Darn, the window's jammed. Looks like raspberry


Dita DuPave
"Is this the amoeba that attacked you, sir?"


GlitterRock
“I’m going to crush Jerry Doyle like a grape!”


alexgariepy
Brad Sherman for Best Actor.


YibbleGuy
Tonight, on a very special "Family Ties," the Keatons cast Jennifer off into to the wilderness, because she's "not amusing enough."




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