GlitterRock
(cough cough) ... bullshit....
The_Gray_Zombie
Jason Leopold Voorhees, you get that ax out of your skull and finish cleaning your room. I swear, I'm fed up with your shenanigans. If you don't get up right now, I swear I'll tell that decapitated head of a mother of yours that you're goofing off. Oh, and take it easy on El Kap, he can't help it if his captions suck. He's been under stress, lately.
GlitterRock
.... Leopold?
GlitterRock
... and so the Star shown down on the small manger in Crystal Lake. And the Three Wise Men came with their gifts to the young Jason. And the young Jason slew them all. Amen.
Cyberbeast
"JASON, THIS IS GOD. NOT THAT I'M ENDORSING MURDER, BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE KILLING STUPID AND SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS TEENAGERS, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE THE HILTON SISTERS LIVE."
elKapitan
Meanwhile, Agent Mulder comes up with a 'Jason is an alien bounty hunter' theory...
LauraPowers85
"Fighting the Frizzies at eleven."
GlitterRock
"Dammit!"
"What's wrong, Steve?"
"Oh, it's this plastic bag. It's too small! Why can't there be a bag big enough to fit my axe?"
"There is! The new Ziploc™ Axe-Bags!" (pulling out one) "Not only is it big enough to store your axe, but you have the yellow-and-blue-make-green guarantee!"
GlitterRock
"C'mon baby. You know I want it. I wanna taste it....."
"Forget it, Leo. You know the rules: you're tardy, no fruit cup."
Cyberbeast
The ultimate clash of Evil vs. Evil, this summer it's...Jason vs. Kathie Lee.
TheLurker
o/`Hangin' out... down the street/ the same old thing... we did last week o/`
RodRocket
"Have you played Frogger yet, man? It's, like, freakin' awesome!"
alexgariepy
So have you brought the Fritos like I asked?
"They're in the trunk."
Eeeeeexcellent...
The_Gray_Zombie
"Loving Mother. Psycho Bitch From Hell"
elKapitan
The John Kerry campaign moves on.