FRIDAY THE 13TH CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





GlitterRock
"Uh...Mr. Voorhees? Domino's here."


The_Gray_Zombie
Tweety? What are you doing up there?
"Dat mean old puddy tat twied to eat me."


GlitterRock
(squeaky voice)
"Daaaaaaaad?"


elKapitan
Serial killers come from Canada too, apparently.


Zee
Jason is Canadian? So that's why he never dies- that awesome Canadian Health Care System I've heard so much about lately!


BlakHat1
"Xev! We've got to get back to the LEXX!"


GlitterRock
"Are you there, God? It's me, Jason."


elKapitan
I tried to warn people that the Mighty Ducks movies would turn someone into an unstoppable serial killer, and, well, here he is.


elKapitan
Jason Goes To Israel?


elKapitan
Head's up!


BlakHat1
aaaand..it's GOOD! *crowd roars!*


DiscoBoy
That Jason... always with his head in the clouds....


GlitterRock
.oO ...Uh oh.... can see own heart 10 inches away .... this CAN'T be good... Oo.


DiscoBoy
LIU-KANG WINS!!!!!!


JohnSteed
Well..... Kali Mah shanti day, I guess...




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