TheDiva
I'm sure someone gets turned on by this, but it sure ain't me.
The_Gray_Zombie
Cool. Hey Glitter, your ejector seat for the wheelchairs work.
elKapitan
Charles Xavier: The College Years
gleeb
In this famous blooper, Zemeckis forgot to blue-screen in the swimming pool...
wd40
Momma always sayud, "Laff is lack a . . . @!#$&%YOUR MOTHER IS IN HERE DAMIEN, SERVICING THE SPAWN OF SATAN @$#!%&* . . . box of chocolates!"
TheDiva
"There is no Forrest, there is only Zuul. An' that's all I have to say about that."
PrezGAR
"Moon Doggie! You came back to me, after all these years."
TheDiva
.oO(He knows! I can see it in his eyes, he knows everything!)
gleeb
.oO Oh, geez. He's gonna sock it to me, I can just tell... Oo.
TheLurker
"Hey, Ugly Naked Guy bought a trampoline!"
GersonK
"Hello, front desk. Could you turn down the historical coincidences? They're starting to tax the audience's suspension of disbelief."
wd40
We don't know who this man is, there are no clues from the history files. We think he might have been some kind of cheap carnival pickpocket, or perhaps a game show host.
GlitterRock
"Press that button." (press)
"To all on the Satellite of Love, from Joel. The whole world is a circus if you look at it the right way. Every time you pick up a handful of dust, and see not the dust, but a mystery, a marvel, there in your hand, everytime you stop to think, 'I'm alive, and being alive is fantastic.' Every time such a thing happens, you are part of the Circus of Dr. Lao."
"... ... What?! Circus of Dr. Lao? Gee, brother! Joel leaves, and his last words are from a George Pal movie?! I thought it would be something profound, you know, like from the Psalms, or the Upanishads, or even the Desiderata for that matter!"
GlitterRock
"Welcome to the Cap-Page Board. I'm Wayne Brady."
"My name is Forrest. Forrest Gump. Are you in the Army, Mr. Wayne Bra-day?"
(laugh) "No no. Tina's just had a thing for me in uniforms lately."
gleeb
"Did you get points of the gross? 'Cause they screwed me on the Flying Nun doll…"