FORREST GUMP CAPTIONS - PAGE THIRTEEN





wd40
Jesus Christ, am I really that marginal now?


Coakley
"Wait, that doesn't sound anything like John Lennon!"


GlitterRock
.oO He don't look like no Walrus to me..... Oo.


elKapitan
Forrest is the fifth Beatle?


Dita DuPave
oO/If he asks me if we planted the Paul-is-dead messages, I'll knock his ass so hard...\Oo


Cyberbeast
Tom Hanks *is* Forrest Gump *in* Inspector Gadget 3: No Shame.


elKapitan
I would think that Jesus is the hardest person to piss off, yet Gump has just done it.


TheDiva
Nice to see the extras from "Lord of the Rings" are still finding work.


tinaw
"And a double dumbass on you, too!"


TheDiva
Did Aragorn shrink?


GlitterRock
"Sure I know a Baggins. He's over there, Frodo Baggins. He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side, and my third cousin twice removed on his father's side, if you follow me."


Dita DuPave
Happy Hour for Tim Curry


ElectraAlan
"What's the opening act?"
"Hudson Brothers. We have a problem."


PrezGAR
"Pass me the Head and Shoulders."


Dita DuPave
Sinise, now served with sesame seeds.




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