GlitterRock
"Jen-nay?!?"
"Jedi, actually."
TheDiva
.oO("Lose them in the Fire Swamp," my ass! That farmboy is SO dumped!)
elKapitan
"Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Jenny the Baptist!"
PrezGAR
Columbo is the enemy? What did Peter Falk ever do to you?
Cyberbeast
"Life is like...underwear on the ceiling. No one knows why it's there or what it's for, and sometimes if falls on you and it smells."
PrezGAR
[Insert the "sad walking away music from The Incredible Hulk" here.]
TheDiva
Hey buddy, could you give me a lift to Nazareth?
gleeb
Got the jacket to match the car.
GlitterRock
After the end of "Princess Bride," Buttercup and Wesley stayed together two months more -- until she decided to become a roadie with Phish.
The_Gray_Zombie
Welcome to the World Cap Off. And it looks like we've got an interesting match today, isn't that right, Tom.
"That's right, George. Here in, Beijing, the Chinese top Capper, Som Dom Goy, will be competing against America's own, The Gray Zombie. This match should be very interesting."
Yes, we should mention the match last week in Moscow, when Gray used a combination of "Underwear on the Ceiling" and "Good Food" caps against the Russian Capper, Slightly Peeved Rasputin. I wonder what Jason Leopold Voorhees' foster father will use tonight?
elKapitan
"I'd be on the lookout for The Gray Zombie to bust out an 'oh HELL no'."
"Good point Tom. He's overdue for one of those caps."
PrezGAR
"And there's Zombie's cheering section. His lovely wife, Charisma Carpenter-Zombie, and their foster son, Jason Leopold Voorhees."
"Have you checked her out in this month's Playboy?"
"Oh yeah. Wait, what's Jason doing?"
[slash, slash]
[thud, thud]
Coakley
"Coakley is expected to hit hard and fast with 'I fell on my keys' and references to how lousy Buffy became in the last two seasons."
"And there, cheering for Coakley, is model, actress, and cell-phone pitchwoman Estella Warren."
[THUD]
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt."
TheLurker
"As for the Lurker... well, who knows what she has up her sleeves? It could be anything from lewd references to The Exorcist to Pete Burns lookalikes!"
"Speaking of Pete Burns, there he is now in the cheering section! And there's Anthony Ainley, who seems to be gripping a cricket bat and looking lustfully at The Lurker."
"There's probably going to be a lot of peanut butter spread around tonight, Tom!"
"There sure is, George! Oh look, here come her cheerleaders! This certainly should be an exciting match tonight!"
elKapitan
"In our next World Cap Off bracket, we have another American capper, ElKapitan, going up against North Korea's number one capper, Kim Jong Mentally Il."
"And why is Mr. Il North Korea's number one capper, Tom?"
"Because he says so. That's why, George."
"I see. Well, I don't see him lasting very long in this matchup anyway Tom."
"The oddsmakers agree with you George. The way they figure it, Mentally Il is going to be schooled by ElKap with a barrage of 'What did the five fingers say to the face?' refs and OF THE FUTURE caps."