Cyberbeast
"Life is like getting shot in the Buttocks. It hurts a lot, but then you get ice cream."
TheDiva
I do NOT want to see Tom Hanks doing this.
elKapitan
That's where you and Richard Simmons differ, Diva.
GlitterRock
o/` Ah got some iiiii-ice cream, and you don't GIT none.... o/`
CaptionFreak
Forr-Iced Cream.
PrezGAR
"Can you help me put my eye back in?"
Coakley
.oO(Petersen has that emotionally-stunted Sherlock Holmes thing going. Caruso has that grim-n-gritty instincts-n-guts thing going. What will my hook be?)
GlitterRock
He's laid up in the hospital with a Sinese-infection.
Cyberbeast
Forrest thought it was strange when the President asked him to slow dance, but he wasn't going to refuse the Commander and Chief.
wd40
I think Lieutenant Dan's wardrobe malfunction rates right up there with Janet Jackson's!
PrezGAR
"Ah can't wait to show Mama these pictures of Greece."
Cyberbeast
"Will the owner of a multi-colored VW bus with a peace sign painted on the back please report to the parking lot, your lights are on."
*Hippie Stampede*
"Hehehehehe, I've always wanted to do that."
elKapitan
"Uh, I'm not really good at making speeches, but yeah, we saved Private Ryan...."
TheLurker
"HEIL GUMP! HEIL GUMP!"
LongLiveRock
Tim Burton really loves you!