GlitterRock
D-Day??
alexgariepy
Joseph Stalin? But I thought you were dead!
"Yesss, that's what we WANTED you to think!"
gleeb
Rollie Fingers, veteran.
Dita DuPave
Private Bill Buckner
PrezGAR
"Is that shrimp cheesecake?"
gleeb
At all times, he kept some clarified butter and garlic close at hand, should the call for scampi come.
PrezGAR
Just when you thought it was safe to be a dumb guy in the jungle, this summer, it's Gump vs Predator.
ElectraAlan
OK, so, once again, no one has a problem with a retarded man being in the army? OK, then.
TheDiva
People who should never, EVER touch firearms #67
PrezGAR
"And Gump with the Fireman's Carry. He's quite a hoss, King."
elKapitan
"Damn Forrest, WHAT DID YOU EAT??!!!"
gleeb
Shrimp 'n' beans, shrimp 'n' onions, shrimp vindaloo…
PrezGAR
"Forrest."
"Yeah, Bubba?"
"Tell me how you... really feel.. about... shrimp?"
ElectraAlan
"Hit you in the Botox?"
PrezGAR
Spam before the Internet.