FORREST GUMP CAPTIONS - PAGE NINE





GlitterRock
An Officer And A Gumptleman


GlitterRock
(reading)
"I didn't know Jen-nay did a ping-pong ball trick....."


GlitterRock
"Mama always said 'Playboy is like a box of ch-- MAMA?! MAMA, IS THAT YOU?????"


TheDiva
.oO(Let's see what it is about that Charisma woman Gray seems to like so much...)


GlitterRock
Ah, this must be the "Girls of Florin" issue.


The_Gray_Zombie
Who cares, turn to the Charisma pictorial......OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!


GlitterRock
Finally! A Jewel Kilcher performance I can be excited about!


TheDiva
I can't wait to see the "American Idol" judges' reaction to this performance...


gleeb
I'm sure half the audience is wishing she played the kazoo.


PrezGAR
"Forrest, I'm the one who should be upset The Girl with Something Extra was cancelled."


ElectraAlan
"Hey, when I was in 'Bosom Buddies,' I WAS the girl with something extra."


gleeb
"Oh, bother."


TheDiva
I'm selling paddles at five bucks a pop. Who wants one?


Cyberbeast
Wow, this guy really *doesn't* know his ass from a hole in the ground.


elKapitan
"Hello Mr. Minh. Can I interest you in some shrimp?"




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