GlitterRock
.oO Wesley WAS right, those breasts ARE perfect! Oo.
elKapitan
Damnit! If Gump can get a girl to undress in front of him, why can't I?
CaptionFreak
I's jus' like a deer caught in headlights. Real purdy headlights.
daupstart
"Lieutenant Dan!!!"
GlitterRock
"My roommate's a real deep sleeper. Wanna watch me tickle her asshole? I do it ALL the time."
GlitterRock
... and Trekkies ruin another Superbowl.
GlitterRock
"Mama always said 'product placement is like a box of chocolates. Both are VERY satisfying!'"
Coakley
The guy on the left looks like he drank 15 Dr. Peppers as well.
gleeb
Will all the dancing Robert MacNamaras please step aside? We're only seeing singing Robert MacNamaras today.
PrezGAR
"Congratulations. Here's your Doctorate in Dumb Luck."
TheDiva
Proof (as if we needed it) that athletes get a free ride in college.
wd40
I think they sewed up the exit wound purty good, Mr. Prsident!
GlitterRock
WTF? What's Iola from "Mama's Family" doing here?
elKapitan
Somehow, he's drooling saliva onto the outside of the bus...
Indomitus
"I love the smell of shrimp in the morning."