GlitterRock
"Knight jumps Queen. Bishop jumps queen. Pawns jump queen. GANG BANG!"
TheLurker
Any minute now, The Master's going to show up with the Cybermen.
gleeb
It's a beautiful day for a game here at the Ralston-Purina High-Protein Monkey Chow Bowl…
GlitterRock
"Welcome to Boris Karloff's Rockin' Dance Party."
GlitterRock
"If I give you my baby, will you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES?!???"
TheDiva
Look, I love chocolate as much as the next woman, but trading your first-born for it is a little extreme...
alexgariepy
Actually, she's using the girl to block her vision so she don't have to see Gump staring at her.
Cyberbeast
"Oh yeah, well I think life is more like a loaded diaper. You're not sure what it's going to be, but you're pretty sure it won't be good."
Indomitus
"Ah made it for you. It's an ash tray made of popsicle sticks."
PrezGAR
o/` I'm slutting in the rain. Just slutting in the rain. o/`
PrezGAR
"We've got to hide you before Humperdink comes back with the Six-Fingered Man."
daupstart
"No, Forrest, I can't accept a box of chocolates as payment."
TheDiva
From the tension in the room, I'm guessing she was screaming Wesley's name at an inopportune moment.
daupstart
"Tsk. C'monnn. Grow, Forrest. Grow..."
GlitterRock
"Would it help you get aroused.... if I dressed like shrimp?"