daupstart
"Mama, have you ever had sex in the butt-tox?"
GlitterRock
"En garde!"
TheDiva
What do you want to bet Suzanne Somers is doing an informercial for this?
daupstart
"You know, mah momma said life was like a box o' chocolates... course ah like to stick mah tongue in the box and lick up the chocolate first, if ya know what ah mean." [wink]
Dita DuPave
The Young Condoleeza Rice Chronicles
The_Gray_Zombie
You got any kids?
"No, I don't"
Mah momma always said, "Kids are like a box of chocolate. They're sweet at first, but after awhile, you get sick of them"
GlitterRock
"For wut it's worth... I'd have fired you too, Omarosa. An' that's all I have to say about that."
Coakley
"Miss Sherry, would you like to meet Mister David Palmer? Some say he might become president someday?"
daupstart
[vrrrRRRROOOMMM!]
"Woah! Was that Freddy Krueger driving?"
elKapitan
Coming up next on a very special "Forrest In the Middle"...
daupstart
"It says here that 'Before engaging in sexual intercourse, be sure that bionic limbs are properly grounded and covered with the enclosed liquid-proof plastic coating to avoid fatal electric shock. However, sexual juices can be used as temporary lubricant if bolt and ball joints begin to show friction and resistance.' "
wd40
This guy doesn't seem like a wizard, did I catch the right train to Hogwarts?
daupstart
"Forest trees shake paraplegic children for loose change. Next on News at 11..."
TheDiva
Pan down and he and Jenny are in the middle of a "Spider-Man"-esque snog.
alexgariepy
Gabrielle's caught in a tree again, Xena.