GlitterRock
*lil Gump fart*
gleeb
The memory of Bachelor Party never really goes away; it can just be suppressed for a time.
daupstart
"Dohhh! Ah sharted and got diaherria all over mah butt-tox..."
The_Gray_Zombie
God, Mazes and Monsters. What was I thinking. I was playing a college student, and I was forty fer chrissakes.
gleeb
Don't worry, ma'am. Sometimes when you test the patella reflex, the leg just goes shootin' across the room.
GlitterRock
"You, madam, are addressing a man, who is in fact quiet... and yet, not quiet, if I may offer to you a riddle."
GlitterRock
"We here at Wolfram & Hart have wonderful plans for your son, Mrs. Gump. Your grandson, too."
PrezGAR
"Mrs Gump, your son got upset when his biology class disected some shrimp."
gleeb
Do you think this suit would be better in a lighter gray? Like this here?
TheDiva
And here we find Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey...
GlitterRock
"Ooo, is that cheesecake?"
"No."
"UNION! UNION!!"
gleeb
Jim Henson's Quasimodo Babies!
daupstart
"I do not engage in idle conversation with carbon-based units... unless they have a box of chocolates."
gleeb
Ma! Get the flit! We got musicians!
The_Gray_Zombie
Some years later, that nice man with the geetar went to go to the bathroom, and died on the commode.