TheDiva
So this is about that creepy elf guy in "Legend"?
GizM
That's his name. His friends call him Forrest Gump.
GlitterRock
"DeForrest Gump"
STARRING WILLIAM SHATNER
GlitterRock
"Uh oh. Chris Kattan is around here, I just know it."
GersonK
Looks like Forrest has gotten a Spring Surprise in his box of chocolates.
gleeb
Why does a guy from the South worry about having an adequate mitten supply?
GlitterRock
"Diva always said 'life is like a box of chocolates. Now give me the box and I won't kill you.'"
TheDiva
Men are like a box of chocolates: most are fruits or nuts, the good ones are all taken and no matter which one you pick you won't like it.
alexgariepy
I think life is more like a Jar of Cookies. You might as well take what you can before the rest of 'em get stale.
Dita DuPave
Life is lot like exotic food, it tastes good and the less you ask questions about what's in it, the better.
YibbleGuy
"This movie AIN'T like a box of chocolates.
You always know what you're gonna get.
First, there will be a famous event of recent history.
Then, I will get caught up in that event.
Then, through my innocence and sincerity, I will triumph over that event.
Over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
That was the point of the "barbecued shrimp, boiled shrimp, broiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauted shrimp, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo, pan-fried shrimp, deep-fried shrimp, stir-fried shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich" scene.
The screenwriter was laughing at you.
He wrote one 10-minute movie, hit "Copy," then hit "Paste" 12 times in a row.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
And you think *I'm* mentally handicapped?
But, life, now ... life IS like a box of chocolates ...."
TheLurker
Life is like peanut butter... you can lick it off Capper Crushes. Wait...
D'OH! I killed another thread!
The_Gray_Zombie
Damn it. I wanted to screw up the thread and now Lurker beat me to it.
alexgariepy
*shushed* I see capping people.
"Cappers, Forrest. Just ignore them."
TheDiva
First thing Tiny Tim's gonna do is give Scrooge a swift kick in the shins.