Diana Luna
Errol Flynn, he ain't.

jackrouters
Heck, Neville Sinclair he ain't.

...what? Oh.

Zee
Although he is, however, better than Daniel Craig.

tinaw
If Fergie and Angelina Jolie mated . . . .

It'd be the highest selling porno of all time.

YibbleGuy
Creationists now claim that the English translation of "Gethsemene" is "The Place Where Jesus Slayed All The Dinosaurs."

echostation
Earl suddenly realized that starting a Sam J. Jones scrapbook was an exercise in futility.

JohnSteed
Timothy Dalton at a rave. You know, you DO see something new every day....

tinaw
"Eyebrows are fierce, aren't they? Homegrown, bitches!"

Zee
"Tell me, slave.... do you like..... bub-ble gum?"

KKDW
Oh man I like green!

GlitTurkeyRock
*conductor steps up, puts his sheet music on her head, taps his baton*

KKDW
Oh no, it's going for his...

CajunFriedTofurkey
"What are you in for?"
"I nearly fucked up the entire Bond franchise. You?"
"Pretty much everything after Fiddler on the Roof."

CajunFriedTofurkey
The hell? Present-day Max Von Sydow is attacking '80's Max Von Sydow?

CajunFriedTofurkey
Yes! I can fit my whole mouse pointer in there! Thank you, Brian Blessed!

CajunFriedTofurkey
Pull back aaaaaand it's Von Sydow's head.

JohnSteed
Worst. Dreamgirls. Ever.

Zee
Oh, god, Nuclear Man is here.