CajunFriedTofurkey
Mighty Morphin Mongo Rangers.

CajunFriedTofurkey
"Well, at least no one can blame me for pissing on this franchise."

echostation
Manbeef Vanderstroke.

Zee
Stoney McHardpeck

SweetHeart666
Dim Beauhunk.

tinaw
Saggybreast McPudgylowerabs

GizM
Attack of the Death Batch

Diana Luna
...With Debi Mazar as the Scarlet Witch.

echostation
"And now for that bad-ass tattoo of a king cobra biting into a tv dinner!"

GlitTurkeyRock
Heather Mills McCartney goes swimming.

tinaw
Oh my god . . . why am I staring up at Frank-N-Furter and Riff-Raff???? Dear god I hope I wake up . . .

tinaw
"Enjoying the rear projection sunset, my dear?"

Zee
I have trouble buying Wayne Gretsky as an action hero.

YibbleGuy
"You stand accused of dating Bonnie Franklin's character during the early episodes of 'One Day At A Time'. How do you plead?"

TheSpaceToast
The camera adds ten pounds. The ugly is all her, though.

TheSpaceToast
*women obediently walk over and place their breasts in his hands*
"It's good to be the Ming."

TheSpaceToast
"You have to switch spigots constantly to make the doors and elevators operate, but we got it for a song."

JohnSteed
Max Von Sicko