FLASH GORDON CAPTIONS
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gleeb
REAR
WINDOW
DEFROST




jackrouters
HIS HOT CHEF GRAND-DAUGHTER.




CajunFriedTofurkey
So, you *know* it's good.




GlitTurkeyRock
Quit being so pretentious, and just sign your movies "Dino D. Laurentiis" already!




Zee
FOR BEST RESULTS, WATCH STONED*

*see also: "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai", "Vegas in Space", "Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico"




KKDW
All together folks "FLASH...AHHHHHHHHH"




GlitTurkeyRock
*sneezes under the mask*
"Ohhgodd! I swallowed some!"




tinaw
We're capping the Lite-Brite presentation of Flash Gordon? Maybe Glitter will do that for Rocky Horror next year!




JohnSteed
Wow, Emperor Ming can use a Photoshop filter! He truly IS a supreme being!




GodoHell
Oh, cool! The new issue of Bukkake Comics is in!




Cyberbeast
Fun Fact: For an entire run in the late 50's, Flash Gordon was replaced by Aquaman, and nobody noticed.




CajunFriedTofurkey
How apropos. A guy talking about wanting head while Freddie Mercury is singing.




Zee
Sam Jones IS Fred!






GlitTurkeyRock
Ah, the innocence of flying in the 80s.
"Pardon me, but I packed too many guns in my bag. Can I keep a couple of them in the cockpit with you?"




Zee
It's neat watching his first movie now that he's such a huge star.




GlitTurkeyRock
Tevye resorted to armed robbery in his quest to be a rich man.


CajunFriedTofurkey
You know it's a good movie when the script calls for one of the actors to sing the theme song.


The Thankful Dita
Looks like Rick Solomon's filming this.





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