IMissKissletoe
"Excuse me, sir...would you refrain from bending your head... your ego is interferring with my readings."
GlitterRock
"Keffer... you're pounding back bottle after bottle of Heinz! In the GLASS bottles, not squeezable! Man, I wanna party with you, dude!"
Beedo
Boxleitner gets off looking at his own porn site.
GoodKingWencesLood
No one ever thought Fonzie would become admiral...
GlitterRock
"Back off, Corgan, or I'll smash *your* Pumpkin!"
alexgariepy
Hero profile. Lt. Laurel Takashima. a.k.a. Who-now? Strength: Er, maybe she's cute. *shrugs* Weakness: She acts worse than Sinclair!
GlitterRock
"Good news, bad news, Jerry. Good news, they found 1,800 uncounted votes for District 24. Bad news, they all voted for Sherman."
TheDiva
Oh, great, it's a scene from "Seussical"
GoodKingWencesLood
o/~... and I raaa-aan.... I ran so far awaaa-aaay ...o/~
alexgariepy
Hero profile. Dr. Kyle a.k.a. Not the Banana Boat-guy. Strength: Um, he saw what's inside Kosh! Weakness: He found out it was mayonnaise.
GlitterRock
When Sheridan and Delenn both reached for the last nacho at the same time, they knew it was fate...
santamebabe
*wokka chikka wokka chikka* "Come here, Baby, I want to make you feel good..." "God Mom, stop that! I have company!"
Beedo
*Khoooo.... HAAAAA.* Luke, I am your mother!
Beedo
The Narn movie award statute: the OsG'Kar.
GlitterRock
"Mmm, panties..."