Beedo
When Kosh speaks, people listen. When Kosh farts, people die.
Mr_Grant
Jerry Doyle for Congress: Pro-Choice of Soup or Salad
GlitterRock
Michael O'Hare may not know what the that is, but after this episode he'll have a helluva lot of free time to figure it out!
GlitterRock
"I got no where else to goooo!!!" (Ironically, Richard Gere also said this in "An Officer & A Gentleman!")
DarkOracle
"Well I thought the Vegiita-esque Widow's Peak would make me look sexy, works on the fangirls..."
Mr_Grant
Years later, Sinclair would still hate his prom pictures.
MrAtomik
Mr Hat! He's gone!
GlitterRock
... fame elapsed: 14 minutes and counting...
amycamus
Weekly World News Shocker! Bat Boy Found in House of Cards Scheme!
GlitterRock
... who's already calling dibs on O'Hare's parking space.
Mr_Grant
Jerry Doyle for Congress: Taxing you less, taxing Ivanova’s patience more.
SpaceToast
Man, I hate it when you talk to an alien ambassador for three hours, and it turns out to just be his air conditioner.
Mr_Grant
Voter Profile: Jeffrey Sinclair. Job: EarthForce Captain. Issue: miniskirts for First Officers. For: Bush.
MrAtomik
2 seconds before the Capt. slipped backwards and destroyed Barbie's dream space station
GlitterRock
... and Sakai falls asleep to the blissful sounds of Sinclair's sobbing. "I can't believe they fired me......"