EnochF
Just put a sour apple Jolly Rancher in her mouth.
GlitterRock
Ah yes. The famous "G'Kar puts his urine sample on the giant protractor" episode...
YingYang
"Timmy fell down a well? Fuck 'im."
Mr_Grant
"Note- Security Chief should be REALLY balding. --Signed, Harlan"
GlitterRock
Geez... even in the year 2261, the Sci Fi Channel is still around!
Buffoon
Deep in his heart, he was hoping she'd wear the push-up bra.
EnochF
Our top story: GlitterRock is a wonderful, intelligent, kind, and all around lovable individual, and I'm not just saying that because he's collecting caps.
GlitterRock
"Haven't you got any larger shotglasses? I drink more of my own backwash than what fits in this!!"
JAUSTANOTHERRABBIT
Uh oh! The 'bad' souls are coming to get him! Ahhhh!
GlitterRock
Whoa! Friggin' Minbari/Vorlon technology is messing with the Glitterociter! SideMan, boost the gain! Jiggle the handle!!
Generik
"Oh, come on, how difficult could it be? Just unbutton your blouse and stand close to the camera!"
Viannae
"Blue Light Special on Handsome in aisle six."
IllegalityGirl
"...and introducing Handsome Man on Keyboards!"
GlitterRock
"Oooo... is THAT cheesecake??"
Viannae
"Oh, Tiffani Amber-Theissen, when will I see you again?"