IllegalityGirl
"Last time I saw Wolverine, I took his dogtag. I went right over to Magneto's after that, I swear."
GlitterRock
"Criminal Court part two is now in session. The honorable -- and bisexual-- Judge Susan Ivanova, presiding..."
Mr_Grant
Tight security around Madonna's diaphragm.
Buffoon
"There." "What?" "There wolf!" "Why are you talking like that?" "I thought you wanted to!"
GlitterRock
So Doggett, Scully and Skinner are searching for Mulder on the moon where Dr. Marcus stored the Genesis Device?
EnochF
"Society wouldn't understand the love Zathras has for you, Inanimate Carbon Rod..."
Beedo
Cornish fisherman pulled up what they thought was the monster Morgawr today. As it turned out, the anomaly was just Jerry Doyle, who was thrown back.
GlitterRock
Extra Profile: Ricky La VidaLoca a.k.a. Mui Caliente. Strength: Won't rest till Mars is free. Weakness: White Castle hamburgers -- he'd sell his soul for 'em!
EnochF
"Captain, I've located the intruder. I've distracted him by starting a game of volleyball, but I don't know how long I can keep him here!"
GlitterRock
*sees Glitter from across a crowded autograph line, and his heart goes thumpity-thump*
Beedo
*Splurk! RRRRRIP!* AAAAAUUUURGHHH! *THUD!* Kano wins. FATALITY.
EnochF
"It's your kids, Delenn! We've got to do something about your kids! You've got to come back with me, back to the future!"
PrezGAR
Temperature of this screengrab: Absolute Zero
GlitterRock
"Admit it, Mr. Garibaldi! You *did* build this city on rock 'n roll!!"
Beedo
O Spirit of the Great Lava Lamp, hear my prayers!