THE FIFTH ELEMENT CAPTIONS - PAGE THREE





PrezGAR
The Undertaker and Sinead O'Connor


GlitterRock
"So you are the Potato Salad, hm? Well sir, I am your arch-nemesis. The evil opposite of Potato Salad -- I am the Chicken Salad!"


144b
Dr. Seuss' How Prince Stole Arbor Day.


PrezGAR
Green eyed lady, clown haired lady.


GlitterRock
Looks like Michael Rosenbaum's pretty pissed at having to wear a toup as Lex in the second season of SMALLVILLE!


JAUSTRALIS
OK! So I lied. I'm actually Tofu Salad...can I help it if I'm a vegetarian??


GlitterRock
Xev suddenly goes from a D to an A cup. Is it any wonder she's screaming?


alexgariepy
I am Chicken/Tofu Salad's more scrupulous brother, Kiwi Salad.


alexgariepy
So, as Ying would say: "Wanna fuck?"


alexgariepy
Do you like cookie movies? "Is this the Potato Salad? You annoying little salad! I'll get you!"


GlitterRock
And at this point, I'd like to let out a sigh of relief that YingYang isn't here for this screengrab. Thank you.


alexgariepy
"*incomprehensible Japanese babble*" But of course, one of these schoolgirls is probably some magical superchick.


PrezGAR
Peter Brady threw a football at him.


GlitterRock
"But sir, do we really NEED to create a 10-foot vibrator?" / "My wife seems to think so..."


alexgariepy
o/~ And then I had to go and say something stupid like "Yippi-kai-yai, mother-f**-*er..." o/~




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